This morning was awesome. Timmy came down and we cuddled on the couch and watch The Polar Express. During the movie, he got up to go to the bathroom. He came back out with no clothes on just underwear, inside out and backwards.
Me: Why are you wearing that?
Timmy: I am not allowed to be naked mom, you said!
Me: Ok but your underwear is backwards. You have to put it on with the wiener slot in the front.
Timmy: there is more room for my nutsack this way.
Sigh. I thought we were over nutsacks. And seriously? 3 and bragging about the size of his package? Lord help me....
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