Monday, July 25, 2011
I tell Timmy, its time to go to bed, in his bed. No getting up, no coming downstairs...BED. So I was picking up some toys and putting his pillow case on and I turn around and he is laying naked on the floor....well with his pants around his ankles. So I look at him and...
me: are you ready for your diaper?
Timmy: yeah. My penis is sad.
Timmy: my penis is sad.
Me: why do you say that?
Timmy: cause its pointing down. Its sad I have to go to bed. In the morning its up, cause its happy I am awake.
Me: Oh really...
Timmy: yeah. Its just sad. See?
I swear to you, I was DYING. Seriously, what kid his age understands that much about morning wood? Sigh. What am I gonna do with this kid???