I tell Timmy, its time to go to bed, in his bed. No getting up, no coming downstairs...BED. So I was picking up some toys and putting his pillow case on and I turn around and he is laying naked on the floor....well with his pants around his ankles. So I look at him and...
me: are you ready for your diaper?
Timmy: yeah. My penis is sad.
Me: What?
Timmy: my penis is sad.
Me: why do you say that?
Timmy: cause its pointing down. Its sad I have to go to bed. In the morning its up, cause its happy I am awake.
Me: Oh really...
Timmy: yeah. Its just sad. See?
I swear to you, I was DYING. Seriously, what kid his age understands that much about morning wood? Sigh. What am I gonna do with this kid???
::snort:: Chai tea just came out my nose. A little warning would be nice. It was hot chai too. Thanks for that. BAHAHAHAHHAHA.
ReplyDeleteI swear to you, this kid is RIDICULOUS! He just kept going on about his sad penis. Then you know, I got a message from Dave saying his was sad too. LOL Sigh. I swear. A man in a little boys body. Its probably your fault, Bri...you made him sit on the hooker bed...
ReplyDeletei think im going to die.
ReplyDeleteOMFG.
LMAO I have tears running down my face, Im having stomach cramps and I cannot think of anything else to say other than HAHAHAHAHA