At our house, the signal for "beat up Dad time" is Dave laying on the floor on his stomach. Timmy picked up the signal just now and was jumping on Dave's back. As he sits there he looks at Dave and says:
Timmy:There is a slap right behind you
Timmy: there is a slap right behind you, look.
Dave: :::turns head:::::
Timmy: I told you it was coming....
Me: OMG bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Dave: :::shaking his head laughing::::
What are we gonna do with this kid?