Oh my lord, I am trying to type this with tears in my eyes. I swear I can't stop laughing.
We just ate dinner (pancakes and sausage for those who are nosy) and Timmy's hands were sticky, so he took a bath right away after dinner. He came down just a second ago, wrapped up in a towel and says "Mommy, I am ready for jammies" So I am drying him off and jammie-ing him up and he farted SO LOUD and so long and I started to laugh and Timmy says "Wow! That one sounded like a motorcycle!" OMG, bwahahahahahahaha I swear I am DYING! He keeps looking at me and saying things like "It was just a motorcycle fart mommy" and shrugging his shoulders. I asked him if it made his buttcheeks rumble and he says "YES! It was really fast mom!" LOL
Oh lordy, thank you Timmy. Motorcycle farts...bwahahahahaha