Saturday, August 13, 2011

Birds and the Bees

Dear Laura,

You have GOT to tell Nikolas to stop watching cartoons that aren't entirely appropriate for Timothy.  If you don't you'll regret it....

Love, Laura

Timmy just came down, super excited!

Timmy: MOM! Mom! Guess what?
Me: What buddy?
Timmy: I know how babies get borned!
Me: do?
Timmy: yeah!  you lay on the table and put something on your feet and then they reach up your butt and pull the baby out.
Me: really?
Timmy: Yup.  Thats how they do it.  Just reach up and pull the baby out of your butt.
Me: where did you learn that?  On TV?
Timmy: yeah
Me: what show are you watching?
Timmy: South Park.

Sigh...Must. Block. South. Park.

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