You have GOT to tell Nikolas to stop watching cartoons that aren't entirely appropriate for Timothy. If you don't you'll regret it....
Timmy: MOM! Mom! Guess what?
Me: What buddy?
Timmy: I know how babies get borned!
Me: uhh....you do?
Timmy: yeah! you lay on the table and put something on your feet and then they reach up your butt and pull the baby out.
Timmy: Yup. Thats how they do it. Just reach up and pull the baby out of your butt.
Me: where did you learn that? On TV?
Me: what show are you watching?
Timmy: South Park.
Sigh...Must. Block. South. Park.